Pots of syrup, drown this person already!

Hurrah, well done, gift sent, surprise, message, received, happiness, acknowledgement, end.

She made this really nice card for him. He supposes it took her quite a while. Why would she take time to make this? He does not want to question that, he knows. ;)

Amazing envelope of gift, rustic, minimalistic, suppressive, sweet, lovely, thoughtfulness.

Took a hint that the book is great, bought it, wrapped it up like a tropical eskimo and sent it packing for the new owner.

Elation, you better reside here!

Overwhelming, really, you do not know how overwhelming this is!

So like I was saying about instable hormonal dynamics, incorrigible colleagues, erratic behaviours of superiours, schedule uncertainties, and untimely inspections, this person sees himself in a metaphysical state of balance.

Past successes now translate to present predicaments, things like that, translations, or transgressions, rather, are really shaping themselves up to form a certain structural balance.

He can't be happier.

Oh, just a bit more!

Robert Oppenheimer once said, 'The genius sees the solution before the problem.'. So this guy was looking at me and asked me what I was trying to tell him.

You know, I do not want to scrutinise into the words of Oppenheimer's statement, but can a solution be an ignorance as well?

It is an amazing subterfuge, and I believe it is the only way to survive in that Gulag camp.

Not planned, not crossed, not done.

This time I really outdo myself again, following nothing but the whims of my very hormonal dynamics. Professor Nash, I know you must be really disappointed in me for not attaining your equilibrium. Things are, however, looking up and I do not want to screw things up.

You're mine, I'm yours.

Once again another misconception surfaced and I was finally disillusioned yesterday night. Durian buffet at Goodwood Park Hotel. Ladies and gentlemen, this entry will describe a very effective method of torture I survived from.



Venue: Goodwood Park Hotel, Coffee Lounge
Price: Flea market cheap
Grubs: C4 paste



Very nice, really. DLSR still images, attractive font and mellow colour scheme. Really deceptive, I must say.

Okay, I have to say, every piece of work there is fabulous, like a gastronomical bomb waiting for battle. Once you have one in your mouth everything explodes, you feel like you're on food war. Virtually every part of your body battles with your mouth. Every inch of you wants to comment negatively on the durian lovelies, but your mouth resists. A true case of capitalistic mouth fighting a communist body.



Now this baby here bites. The puff head and butt are great. They will prance around once you have them in your mouth. Durian paste is evil which bites the tongue and teeth. Totally threatening. Run when you see this.



Devious mix of explosives. The middle sponge disc is madness. I had a hard time concentrating on a beautiful lady sitting in front of me when I was eating this. No comments on the pancakes.

Score: /

One bite of each is enough. Whatever you do, do not under any circumstances, eat more than you can handle. If you feel like vomitting, you may have taken too much of them. Our Chinese torture ancestors are probably interested in this method of torturing.

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Chiam See Tong

When Venus loses the Sun's gravitional influence...

Hi people. Once again I have another person to patronise. This person is very interesting. She loves to laugh at chocolates, go spastic, and call people names. Well, it is only polite to consider her as a potential date, but she is denying my kindness so fervently, I just had to convince myself that she truly lost her marbles.

Brief introduction
Name: Yvonne Moka née Ang
Age: 610,675,200 seconds
Height: 3 gnomes tall
Weight: When the both of us are on the scales, I will always be taller than her
Interests: Tennis, Talking to trees, Eating pongpong fruits

I have to say, she is pretty fascinating to watch, like a person watching a movie he does not prefer (forced by circumstances and asked for it by himself). Especially when she is out with the relief team. I observe reactions from some males. Some dropped their drinks and got their crotches wet (others did not actually have to use the drinks), some salivating (WHEN YOU CAN SALIVATE A RIVER, SALIVATE A RIVER, I SALIVATE A RIVER OVER YOU - SALIVATE A RIVER BY JULIE LONDON), some totalled their cars, practically every gamma male reaction has been observed. I just cannot understand why people react like that in front of her.

Anyway, I heard she bought a new blue car. A very unique car, I must say. From her words, I picture that it is small, has 4 wheels, catches wind and is comfortable. First thing that came to my mind, this:



I assume this photo is taken in her backyard. Totally astounding! The lush greenery and the pristine sand bunks, rabbits, earthworms, acidic soil and rafflesia flowers. Only a big place can house such a fantabulous backyard.




One trait I find her attractive is her passion for tennis. The way she holds her racket reminds me of a couch potato holding her TV remote who is deprived of TV for 2 hours out in the hot sun. She probably loves tennis so much her imagination treaded the idea of anthromorphising tennis balls.



WHAMBAM SUMMER TENNIS with Yvonne



Yvonne has a knack for arts as well. She composed a national anthem for the Republic of India, but a lot of Indian citizens were really offended by it. The composition was finally scrapped by the incumbent prime minister, Manmohan Singh. Those interested can listen to the composition here. She probably thought the prime minister was this:



Remember, attraction is not a choice. Search your emotions, marshie. Do not wait till I change my mind. Something like this might happen.



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You upset about this post? Don't be, you'll look like my bolster, lots of salivation from a guy, but still full of creases. See you in school, potrocks! ;-)

Neology Part 1

Controllation: nounie noun To control.

Note: a nounie noun is a noun accentuated heavily by tranforming it further into a noun. A noun so nounish, it's sad seeing such a redundancy exists in life.
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Example of how to use it.

Fred: I have to urinate, nature's calling.

Sean: Asclep, there's no toilets here. You've got to control your controllations. We'll get there in time.

F: Yes I will. Just don't tempt me to uncontrollate my controllating controllations.

Guy on the phone: Oh! So it's central mall! Okay, I'll see you there.

F: You know, however good I am with directions, I still don't know how to get to central mall, so... Oh, look there's a guy that talking to his date on the phone! I'd bet all my controllation chips on this guy. I'm sure he'll take us there. Follow him!

S: Rubbish la. Act your age, Asclep. It's embarassing.

F: Sean, sometimes you've got to learn how to fly before you can walk.

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